| God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower, spinach, and
green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man
and Woman would live long and healthy lives. |
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| Then, using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
Jerry's and Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, "You
want chocolate with that?" and Man said, "Yea," and
Woman said, "and another one with sprinkles." |
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| And God created the healthy yogurt that woman might
keep the figure that man found so fair. And Satan
brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar
from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from
size 6 to 16. |
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